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alebrije

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i'm working in the vents with you and the other dude. i'm supposed to find one of you to show me what i'm doing.

There's two more now?

Bloody hell and I had been so happy alone.

Who are you?

unless you really want my ass in your face while you follow me around in the vents, you're still alone. i just need you to tell me what i'll get in trouble for ignoring, then go away.

andyr

Right, well, Andyr, try not to ignore anything that seems a little off because I am not planning on reliving another glass-induced nightmare. We had recently something happened that cause glass to rain from the vents and turned many of the people and materials to glass as well.

So watch your knees.

the fuck

how does that even happen

yeah, ok, so anything that isn't air, filter or dust should be reported, i guess?

If I knew I would've already been at work trying to avoid it but I have no idea.

And very astute, yes. I don't need some errant piece of glass or corpse stuck in the vents.

how'd you get rid of it?

that'd be a shit place to hide a body. all the air recycles, you'd smell it everywhere soon.

unfortunately not everyone knows nor cares.

and we didn't get rid of it. we've been studying and trying to fix what we can before it breaks.

gross

you didn't? so it's still raining glass and turning people into glass?

it stopped, but the damage itself hasn't been entirely fixed. we're still under massive repairs.

awesome. i don't know shit about fixing vents, so i'll just stick to the cleaning part unless you're planning on offering training

Well if I had to train you I suppose I could but just. Do the cleaning job. If it ever comes down to something more complicated you'd better just find me.